Boob Lotion 2.1

This recipe has been dubbed "boob lotion" because whenever I was testing it on my official lotion tester, that seemed to be the spot that most needed moisturizing.

Put shea butter and bees wax in microwave oven until the shea butter is melted and the beeswax is almost all melted. Add other ingredients and scent. Blend with a stick blender, occasionally lifting the tip slightly so that you're whipping air into the mix. If it's too hot it won't get creamy and will remain liquid - wait a while and try again. When you get it at the right temperature the air will begin to mix into the mass and make it foamy and creamy. Add suttocide and scent to taste, then pour into a container and allow to cool.

A little bit goes a very long way.