Are you SURE you want to do this?

This "music" is so horrible that it may permanently damage your sense of style and taste. If you click the link below, you are taking your life into your own hands!!!

It starts off stupid, with a "black male power rapper DJ vocal" announcing "SYMANTEC IS IN THE HOUSE" - then suddenly pops into some Richard Simmons burn calories while you dance around "come on! come on! come on!" and the female vocalist kicks in with her beautiful voice ramming a stake of sheer terror into your heart with "Symantec Revolution! We're giving you sweet solutions!" And lastly, the Stalinistic horror of hearing what sounds like a King's Cross pimp backed by a bunch of latte-swilling software engineers ("yo! yo!") trying to rap crap like: "gotcher personal fire-wall, security is where we stand tall..." At that point I don't know what happens to the rest of the song because I am too busy stomping on my iPod. The female vocalist who recorded this horror must have changed her name and moved to Brazil, or shaved her head and become one of those buddhist nuns vowed to eternal silence, if she has any sense of shame at all.

If you listen to this, you will be shrieking "MAKE IT STOP" before it's half through. You have been warned.

The "Symantec Revolution" Song